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I'm married, have a
couple of kids, and own a home. I'd like to avoid court, divorce my
wife in the next month, and do it for less than $1,000. I know this is
possible because I saw a lawyer's advertisement on the internet.
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The law says our marital property must be split 50/50.
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I've been sleeping in a separate bedroom,
so I'm already "legally" separated from my wife.
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I won't need to pay spousal support because my wife can work.
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The spousal support I pay will only last for 50% of the length
of our marriage.
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I'm entitled to a 50/50 split of custody or time with my
children.
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Big law firms or "top
ten list" lawyers are better than small law firms or solo attorneys.
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My wife needs to account for how she spends the support I give
her.
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The judge won't order the marital home to be sold because I have
children and they need a place to live.
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We've only been married for a couple of years, so my wife won't
get a portion of my retirement.
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I'm not turning over any financial records unless ordered by a
judge.
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My husband committed adultery, so I get the house.
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Neither of us has any "fault grounds" so this case will be
required to settle out of court.
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Child support is just a formula, so there is no reason to go to
court or argue about the amount.
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I don't need a vocational expert at trial, I can testify to what
my unemployed wife should be earning.
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The judge will order my husband to abstain from drinking alcohol and to make sure
our children eat their vegetables, do their homework, and
wear a helmet when riding their bikes.
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My attorney fees will be ordered to be paid by my spouse.
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If I sign a settlement
agreement that my spouse drafted, we can always go to court and change it
later.
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The attorneys want us to go to trial so they
can make more money.
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The attorneys want us to settle so they don't have to
work hard and prepare for trial.
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The judge will hear my story and fix
everything in her court order.
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I can save a bunch of
money by borrowing a friend's marital settlement agreement and just making a
few changes without a lawyer.
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I have just one quick
question.